She was on a work do last night, and one of her mates was carrying a motorbike helmet, and this bouncer was giving him proper dirty looks.
My mum just walked over to him and whispered in his ear:
‘Don’t you DARE look down on my friend like that, because funnily enough, no matter how much you don’t like the look of him, he’s a surgeon, and he could say your fucking life.’
Yes mum!! XD