March 2012
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averagelad:
Hilarity is when people claim to be original when they shop in Topman
£80 from Leeds to Glagow return. Fuck that.
I tried trains, coaches, flights, everything >.<
But i need to go to the mod weekend! D: </3
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February 2012
244 posts
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The king blues on Being Human. Fuck yeah.
Indie kids with Indie haircuts claiming their Mod...
“The geezer was so hard even his fucking nightmares were scared of him”
– Danny Dyer (via sicklikesidandnancy)
There was a house party last night in which half...
Too many people threw up and blocked the water system, causing water to leak through into the kitchen, various people were paralytic, and had to be sent home. That is why you son’t invite 70 odd teenagers who can’t handle their booze to your house.
My mum owned a bouncer last night.
She was on a work do last night, and one of her mates was carrying a motorbike helmet, and this bouncer was giving him proper dirty looks. My mum just walked over to him and whispered in his ear: ‘Don’t you DARE look down on my friend like that, because funnily enough, no matter how much you don’t like the look of him, he’s a surgeon, and he could say your fucking...
